Tuesday, April 3, 2012

These are the types of conversations someone like me has these days:

Him: are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Me:  does it involve food or a bed?

Him:  both

Me:  Lunch and a nap it is!


Him:  Close
 
Me:  Breakfast in bed is even better!  You're so sweet!
 
Him:  Call it whatever you like
 
Me:  Oh, you were thinking tacos and sausage, weren't you?

 
Him:  of course!
 
Now why am I not getting laid?!?!  Is it more fun to just talk about it?  Or am I really just actually bashful in person?  I guess we shall begin to explore this issue and find out!
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  1. UnknownApril 5, 2012 at 4:36 AM

    Although, a bit funny. Cougar needs to learn some skills...When married there's really no surprise, no modesty, and no mystery. Then throw kids in....It a sign on the dotted line for scheduled attention time. Make a game of it. Give him enough info to get his attention, but not all to keep him curious. If he stammers, and hints to a breakfast date, zip it. Let him tell you what he has in mind. Even if you already know. I know you're sarcastic (duh, that's why we're "sisters")but when a guy is in the beginning stages of dating, don't make jokes, or use sarcasm during these akward moments (save those for when you have sex for the first time. Oh shit! Sooo kidding.) Save it for here, and during any other time. Don't play the airhead, but don't be the "Ive been there done that, and what do you have to make me trust you" attitude.

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  2. UnknownApril 5, 2012 at 4:36 AM

    * awkward*

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